THE ULTIMATE TRUTH :

Whenever
I find the key to success..
someone changes the lock..@
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The road to success…….
is always under construction..@
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Alcohol
doesn't solve
any problems..

But
if you think again,
neither does milk..@
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In order to get a Loan,
you first need to prove
that you don't need it..@
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All the desirable
things in life are
either illegal, expensive or fattening..@
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Since
Light travels
faster than Sound,
people appear brighter
before you hear them speak..@
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Everyone has a scheme of getting rich….. which never works.
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If you come early, the bus is late..
But If you come late…… the bus is still late.
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Once you have bought something,
you will find the same item being sold
somewhere else at a cheaper rate..@
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If you have paper,
you don't have a pen..

If you have a pen,
you don't have paper..

If you have both, no one calls..@
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The door bell
or your mobile will always ring
when you are in the bathroom..@
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If your exam is tomorrow,
there will be a power cut tonight..@
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Irrespective
of the direction of the wind,
the smoke from the cigarette
will always tend to go to the non-smoker..@
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